Don't get me wrong I am a big fan of the Brooklyn Brewery - but it used to be way cooler. Once upon a time you would show up on a Saturday, be able to go into the tour which took about 20 or so minutes, then they would give you some tokens for a couple of FREE beers that you could enjoy for making the pilgrimage into fucktown Williamsburg. Once upon a time was like three years ago. Now all of that is gone and drowned by hipster assholes. They can't give us free beer tokens anymore because there's too many of you fucks. So now you can go for a free tour of one room and when you're done just stand on a line, buy tokens, then stand on another line to pick up your beers.
Brooklyn Brewery free tour costs time and energy.
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