Jeremy Piven

Dear Jeremy Piven,

I don't watch Entourage but I don't think I need to in order to know that you are not funny, and you will never be funny. I already know that you can't act, you are in love with yourself and you are a total all around douchebag. I hate your stupid face. You have no talent, and we all know you have a terrible toupee so take it off already. You rode John Cusack's coattails for more than a decade and then had the nerve to say he was a bad friend and jealous of you. Your new movie The Goods looks worse than watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop while undergoing an enema. It will be awesome after Entourage goes off the air and everyone forgets you even exist.

Thanks,
Berman Bothers